Mood:  flirty

DURING OUR SEPERATION, MY NOW EX HUSBAND TOLD ME SOME THINGS ABOUT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND NOW WIFE, LIKE SHE HAS A STUPID LAZY SON, AND HE (MY EX) NEVER NEVER NEVER SLEPT WITH MICHELLE, AND SHE FORCED HIM TO MARRY HER. HE DIDNT WANT TO BE SADDLED WITH HER, SHE HAD BIG BUTT ,BUCK TEETH, AND FLAT CHESTED,AND UNTIL I SAW A PICTURE OF HER, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS EXAGERATING, WELL SHE HAS CANCLES, HE LEFT THAT OUT.

 HE EVEN TRIED TO FIRE MY LAWYER, SAYING I NO LONGER NEEDED HIS SERVICES, BECAUSE WE HAD MADE UP.

TOLD THE JUDGE HE WAS MENTALLY ILL. I PROBALLY WOULD HAVE KEPT THIS UNDER MY HAT, IF HE HAD NOT HURT MY SON, THEN THE GLOVES CAME OFF,SO I UNLOADED ALL OF THIS IN TEXT MESSAGES ON HIS PHONE.

I REMINDED HIM, HE WAS NO PRIZE EITHER, HE IS FAT HE IS BALD AND WHEN HE SMILES HE LOOKS LIKE A JACK-O-LANTERN.

IN HER DEFENCE HE DID CHOOSE HER TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH.OF COURSE HE SAID SHE KEPT HIM HIGH ON METH.

WHATEVER I DONT CARE. DONT HURT MY KID!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY HAD PIGS ON TOP OF THE WEDDING CAKE!!

I COULDN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT, ESPECIALLY AFTER, HE MADE BACON JOKES ABOUT HER.OMG!!!

WHAT IS SAD, SHE NEEDS TO BELIEVE, HE WOULD NEVER DO THIS.

GREG SHOULD BE GLAD I DIDNT BRING UP WHEN HE USED HAIR IN A CAN.

OR THE TIME OUR SON THOUGHT HE HAD VELCRO ON HIS HEAD TO HOLD

HIS RUG ON HIS HEAD.

I DID HOWEVER SEND HIS VIAGRA, TEETH AND GLASSES TO HIM. OF COURSE I WROTE ON THE ENVELOPE WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS THE CONTENT OF THE PACKAGE.

 HE TRIED TO GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH THAT ONE.

I THANK GOD THAT WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO GREG, HE LOOKED GOOD.

THE ABUSE OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL,NOW SHOWS ALL OVER HIM.

AND HE IS ALL HERS.